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Groovymarlin's stream of consciousness, or something.
March 25, 2008
March 21, 2008
Amazing Predator Rap!
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IN CASE OF BABY CRYING
1. Baby may be hungry, attempt to feed
2. If feeding does not help, change diaper
3. Try soothing baby by holding, rocking, swinging, reading aloud from American Psycho, etc
4. If all fails, start over at #1
5. Do not under any circumstances dip baby in flour mix and batter-fry until golden brown then devour with a side of tartar sauce
March 13, 2008
March 7, 2008
February 25, 2008
“ La la la la! La la la la! Mommy’s World!
La la la la! La la la la! Mommy’s World!
She wants her coffee! Her taser too!
That’s Mommy’s World!
La la la la! La la la la! Mommy’s World!
She wants her coffee! Her taser too!
That’s Mommy’s World!
December 11, 2007
October 26, 2007
30 Rock: Rosemary's Baby (10/25)
Watch this “Two-Minute Replay” of this week’s 30 Rock. Alec Baldwin goes to therapy with Tracy Morgan and does the most perfect Redd Foxx impression ever, as well as Tracy Morgan himself!
Overworked and underpaid.
- D: you have been randomly surfing around since I sent you that link, haven't you?
- Me: I've been surfing and reading, but not randomly.
- Me: (My job is boring right now.)
- D: you are 'testing' the internet
- D: its a big job
- Me: Yeah and the requirements are a mess
- D: ... I don't get it.
October 24, 2007
“ Your Vagina Is Your Center. Always Remember That.
